190 - Joke : Woman breaking wind in bus

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind.

She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.

 The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.

 “Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally asks.

 “No, I don’t,” he replies. “But when we pass the next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”

189 - Swimming sperms

Two sperms are swimming. One looks over at the other and says, "I'm exhausted! Are we almost there?" 
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The other sperm looks back at him and says, "Are you kidding? We just passed the esophagus!"

188 - Clinton's visit to hell

Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell.

At the gates he meets the devil who tells Clinton that because Hell is full, he’ll he replacing one of the current inhabitants. He leads him down a hallway where there are three doors and indicates that he’ll be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich. He’s being worked over with a blowtorch. Clinton cringes, “That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me!”

Door 2 opens. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. “I don’t think so,” Clinton insists.

Door 3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He’s bound hand to foot to a chair and is completely naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. “I can handle that!” Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

 “Very well” says Satan, “Monica, you may go.”

187 - Code for sex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

 One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

 A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.