A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind.
She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.
“Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally asks.
“No, I don’t,” he replies. “But when we pass the next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”
She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.
“Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally asks.
“No, I don’t,” he replies. “But when we pass the next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”
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