Showing posts with label young girl jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label young girl jokes. Show all posts

Monday, February 11, 2008

96 - Plot For Sale

A sweet girl of eighteen is very eager to offer a small lovely “TRIANGULAR PLOT” for sale which is centrally located on the slop of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date. For the last eighteen years the plot has been tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting.

For the last four years the plot was covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the whole area. Another thing which adds beauty of the plot is the fantastic pond hidden under it.

Offers are immediately invited from young men with firm and energetic capital which can be put in easily and this must give outflowing white liquid capital. The young men should be strong enough to plough in hard with his own tool. Although initially it will be hard and a bit difficult to cut open the gate seal. Once the capital is put in the entrance will not repent and will be delighted to have ventured into the site. Since the neighbors are waiting for an opportunity to the pounce this marvelous plot make haste to be first to enter into the site.

Yet another fact to be disclosed regarding the site is that the “DOUBLE HILLS” on the top of the said plot is already captured by the local students. Anyhow, they are not permitted to go down. Offer for lease or retail will not be accepted.

NB : ENTRANCE FROM THE BACK GATE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

85 - Young Virgin Bride

A couple got married and were going to their honeymoon cottage. The husband’s bride was a shy, young and beautiful virgin.

After driving for awhile, he decided he had to pee, but they were way out in the middle of nowhere, so he stopped the car, got out and peed along side a creek that ran by the side of the road.

When they arrived at their cottage, he told her to go on in, and get ready for bed, and he would bring in the luggage. About 15 minutes later, he had carried in all the luggage, locked the door, and went into the bedroom.

He found his beautiful, virgin bride laying nude on the bed with a note between her breasts. The note read:

The shoe horn is on the dresser,
The Vaseline is on the shelf,
I saw your dick,
When you pissed in the crick,
So I chloroformed myself.

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