there was a blonde; she walked in to pharmacy and asked "Do you have Extra Long condom?"
Chemist replied "Yes; do you want to buy?"
She replied " No; I will wait until some gentleman buy it"
Showing posts with label condom jokes. Show all posts
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Monday, February 18, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
108 - Joke: Condom Sizing
Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the local drugstore.
“What size?” asked the blonde pharmacist’s assistant sweetly.
When he admitted he wasn’t sure of his size. The blonde led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her. He was delighted to oblige.
“Size six,” she told him after a moment. “Now, take it out. How many?”
Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story.
Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order, “But I’m afraid I don’t know my size,” he told the sales girl.
So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure. “Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many?”
But Tom kept on going until he was done. “None, thanks,” he told her, zipping up his pants and grinning. “I just came in for a fitting.”
“What size?” asked the blonde pharmacist’s assistant sweetly.
When he admitted he wasn’t sure of his size. The blonde led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her. He was delighted to oblige.
“Size six,” she told him after a moment. “Now, take it out. How many?”
Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story.
Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order, “But I’m afraid I don’t know my size,” he told the sales girl.
So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure. “Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many?”
But Tom kept on going until he was done. “None, thanks,” he told her, zipping up his pants and grinning. “I just came in for a fitting.”
107 - Joke: Punchlines if big companies start selling condoms
Nokia Condom - Connecting People
Nokia 6300 Condom – Slim yet powerful
Airtel Condom - Express Yourself
Motorola Razr 2 - Cuts like a Knife (my opinion, don't use this otherwise)
Kent Condom – Double Purification (water purifier)
Idea Condom - An idea condom can change your life! (or wife)
Reliance condom – Think bigger (what)
Nestle Condom – Everyday
Philips light's Condom – save your energy
Garnier Condom – Take care
Orkut - Young Soul of India
Indian oil – extra power, extra mileage
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Some old ones:
Pepsodent Condom - Raat bhar Dishum Dishum
Colgate Condom - Yeh hai hamara Suraksha Chakra
Moov Condom - Aah se Ahha Tak
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Lux Condom - Filmi Sitaron ki Pasand
Cadbury Condom - Asli Swad Zindagi Ka
Polo Condom - Condom with a 2 holes
admin Note: If you have some good ones, please do feel free to post in the comments.
Nokia 6300 Condom – Slim yet powerful
Airtel Condom - Express Yourself
Motorola Razr 2 - Cuts like a Knife (my opinion, don't use this otherwise)
Kent Condom – Double Purification (water purifier)
Idea Condom - An idea condom can change your life! (or wife)
Reliance condom – Think bigger (what)
Nestle Condom – Everyday
Philips light's Condom – save your energy
Garnier Condom – Take care
Orkut - Young Soul of India
Indian oil – extra power, extra mileage
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Some old ones:
Pepsodent Condom - Raat bhar Dishum Dishum
Colgate Condom - Yeh hai hamara Suraksha Chakra
Moov Condom - Aah se Ahha Tak
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Lux Condom - Filmi Sitaron ki Pasand
Cadbury Condom - Asli Swad Zindagi Ka
Polo Condom - Condom with a 2 holes
admin Note: If you have some good ones, please do feel free to post in the comments.
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