200 - Joke : Brunette, blonde and 50 dollars

 A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. 

As they sit down, the brunette notices a guy checking out the blonde. 

So the brunette decides to go and talk to this guy. 

She walks up to him and says, “I see you’ve been checking out my friend. You know, the blonde sitting over there. She’s pretty isn’t she?” 

The guy responds, “Oh, man, she’s just gorgeous, absolutely beautiful.” 

The brunette says, “Well, for $50 I can arrange for you to smell her crotch.”

The guy says, “Well, yes, of course!” He pulls out the money and hands it to her. 

She takes it and breathes in his face.

119 - joke : extra long condom

there was a blonde; she walked in to pharmacy and asked "Do you have Extra Long condom?"
Chemist replied "Yes; do you want to buy?"
She replied " No; I will wait until some gentleman buy it"

108 - Joke: Condom Sizing

Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the local drugstore.
“What size?” asked the blonde pharmacist’s assistant sweetly.
When he admitted he wasn’t sure of his size. The blonde led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her. He was delighted to oblige.
“Size six,” she told him after a moment. “Now, take it out. How many?”
Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story.
Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order, “But I’m afraid I don’t know my size,” he told the sales girl.
So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure. “Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many?”
But Tom kept on going until he was done. “None, thanks,” he told her, zipping up his pants and grinning. “I just came in for a fitting.”

34 - Ad for Lion tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge at her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?" "No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."

10 - World War III

George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The barman says, “Yep, that`s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We`re planning World War III”.
And the guy says, “Really? What`s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, “Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”