107 - Joke: Punchlines if big companies start selling condoms

Nokia Condom - Connecting People
Nokia 6300 Condom – Slim yet powerful
Airtel Condom - Express Yourself
Motorola Razr 2 - Cuts like a Knife (my opinion, don't use this otherwise)
Kent Condom – Double Purification (water purifier)
Idea Condom - An idea condom can change your life! (or wife)
Reliance condom – Think bigger (what)
Nestle Condom – Everyday
Philips light's Condom – save your energy
Garnier Condom – Take care
Orkut - Young Soul of India
Indian oil – extra power, extra mileage
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Some old ones:

Pepsodent Condom - Raat bhar Dishum Dishum
Colgate Condom - Yeh hai hamara Suraksha Chakra
Moov Condom - Aah se Ahha Tak
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Lux Condom - Filmi Sitaron ki Pasand
Cadbury Condom - Asli Swad Zindagi Ka
Polo Condom - Condom with a 2 holes

admin Note: If you have some good ones, please do feel free to post in the comments.

49 - Corporate lingo list

Here is a little clarification of corporate lingo.

Competitive salary:

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Join our fast-paced company:

We have no time to train you.

Casual Work Atmosphere:

We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up-well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Must be deadline oriented:

You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Some overtimes required:

Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Duties will vary:

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must have an eye for detail:

We have no quality control.

Career-minded:

Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in person:

If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.

No phone calls please:

We’ve filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience:

You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.

Problem-solving skills a must:

You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires team leadership skills:

You?ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Good communication skills:

Management communicates, you, figure out what they want and do.

I am extremely adept at all manner of office organization:

I’ve used Microsoft Office.

I am honest, hardworking and dependable:

I pilfer office supplies.

My pertinent work experience includes:

I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

I take pride in my work:

I blame others for my mistakes.

I am personable:

I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I am extremely professional:

I carry a Day-Timer.

I am adaptable:

I’ve changed jobs a lot.

I am on the go:

I’m never at my desk.