191 - Joke : Sex and Hypnosis

Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis.

And, to her joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.

This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.

There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."

190 - Joke : Woman breaking wind in bus

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind.

She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.

 The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.

 “Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally asks.

 “No, I don’t,” he replies. “But when we pass the next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”

189 - Swimming sperms

Two sperms are swimming. One looks over at the other and says, "I'm exhausted! Are we almost there?" 
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The other sperm looks back at him and says, "Are you kidding? We just passed the esophagus!"

188 - Clinton's visit to hell

Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell.

At the gates he meets the devil who tells Clinton that because Hell is full, he’ll he replacing one of the current inhabitants. He leads him down a hallway where there are three doors and indicates that he’ll be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich. He’s being worked over with a blowtorch. Clinton cringes, “That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me!”

Door 2 opens. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. “I don’t think so,” Clinton insists.

Door 3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He’s bound hand to foot to a chair and is completely naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. “I can handle that!” Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

 “Very well” says Satan, “Monica, you may go.”