Sunday, February 10, 2008

83 - Pick-Up Lines From Prince Charles

“Wanna hold the royal scepter?”

“Put a flag over my head and do it for England.”

“Ever done it with an outdated historical anachronism?”

“If you think my ears are big…”

“Come upstairs with me and I’ll make you the Princess of Wails!”

“Care to join a family of inbred freaks?”

“Would you like to sit in a giant bowl of eggnog with me?”

“Why don’t you lose that hayseed you’re with, Hillary?”

“Let’s put the bucking in Buckingham Palace!”

“I’ve got Big Ben in my pants!”

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