99 - Magic Trick

Two men in a sauna. The first one says to the second one, “Do you want to see a magic trick?”

Second guy says, “Sure.”

“OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees.”

Second guy turns around and gets down on all fours.

“There,” says the first one, “… does that feel like you’ve got a thumb up your ass?”

“Yes!”

The first guy waves both of his hands in the air, “Magic!”

17 - Magic

During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled,

“How`d you do that?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I`d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”