202 - Joke : The Talking Dog for Sale

 The Talking Dog for Sale

A man sees a sign outside a house that reads: “Talking Dog for Sale - $10.” Intrigued, he knocks on the door.

The owner invites him in and points to a dog sitting on the couch.

The man asks the dog, “So, what’s your story?”

The dog looks up and starts speaking:

“Well, I discovered I could talk when I was just a pup. I wanted to help the world, so I joined the CIA. They’d fly me all over the globe. I’d sit in rooms, eavesdrop on top-secret conversations, and report back. No one ever suspected a dog. I was their top agent for years. But after a while, the traveling got to me. I retired, settled down, and now I volunteer reading to kids at the library. Life’s good.”

The man is stunned. He turns to the owner and asks, “Why on earth are you selling this incredible dog for just $10?”

The owner shrugs and replies,

“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”

201 - Joke : A patient with discharge

 A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I have a slight discharge.” 

The female doctor says, “Alright, pull your pants down and stand over there.” 

The man pulls his pants down, and the doctor grabs his penis and starts massaging it gently. 

The man’s head starts wobbling and he’s got a big smile on his face. 

After five minutes of this, the doctor says, “There’s no discharge here.” 

The man replies, “I know, it’s in my ear.”

200 - Joke : Brunette, blonde and 50 dollars

 A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. 

As they sit down, the brunette notices a guy checking out the blonde. 

So the brunette decides to go and talk to this guy. 

She walks up to him and says, “I see you’ve been checking out my friend. You know, the blonde sitting over there. She’s pretty isn’t she?” 

The guy responds, “Oh, man, she’s just gorgeous, absolutely beautiful.” 

The brunette says, “Well, for $50 I can arrange for you to smell her crotch.”

The guy says, “Well, yes, of course!” He pulls out the money and hands it to her. 

She takes it and breathes in his face.

199 - Joke : New pair of boots

“A young man bought a new pair of boots, of which he was very proud. He decided to show them off at his favourite nightclub.

After dancing with one girl for a few minutes, he said: ‘I bet you I can guess the colour of your panties.’

‘OK,’ she said. ‘What colour do you think they are?’

‘Blue,’ he replied.

‘How did you know that?’ she asked.

‘I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots,’ he said.

‘Here,’ she said, ‘dance with my sister and tell me what colour she was on.’

After dancing a while, the young man started rubbing the toes of his boots on the legs of his jeans. Then he danced again. But a few minutes later, he asked the new girl: ‘What colour panties do you have on? I can’t seem to make them out.’

She replied: ‘I’m not wearing panties.’

‘Good,’ said the young man, breathing a huge sigh of relief. ‘For a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots.”