A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I have a slight discharge.”
The female doctor says, “Alright, pull your pants down and stand over there.”
The man pulls his pants down, and the doctor grabs his penis and starts massaging it gently.
The man’s head starts wobbling and he’s got a big smile on his face.
After five minutes of this, the doctor says, “There’s no discharge here.”
The man replies, “I know, it’s in my ear.”
A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar.
As they sit down, the brunette notices a guy checking out the blonde.
So the brunette decides to go and talk to this guy.
She walks up to him and says, “I see you’ve been checking out my friend. You know, the blonde sitting over there. She’s pretty isn’t she?”
The guy responds, “Oh, man, she’s just gorgeous, absolutely beautiful.”
The brunette says, “Well, for $50 I can arrange for you to smell her crotch.”
The guy says, “Well, yes, of course!” He pulls out the money and hands it to her.
She takes it and breathes in his face.
