“Hi, is Tony home?”
“No, he went to the store.”
“Well, do you mind if I wait?”
“Not at all, come on in.”
They sit down and the friend says, “You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’ll give you a hundred bucks if I can just see one.”
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures ‘what the hell—a hundred bucks.’
She opens her robe and displays her left breast. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, “They are so beautiful, I’ve just got to see both of them. I’ll give you another hundred bucks if I can just see both of them together.”
Nora thinks about this and thinks, ‘What the hell,’ opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can’t wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says “You know, your weird friend Chris came over.”
Tony thinks about this for a second and says “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”
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