147 - Joke : Father asking nerdy son for remedy to make penis grow

There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass started to grow.


Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.


His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then dad would have to buy him a convertible.
Dad agreed.


The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told him that he had something to show him. They went to the front yard and the boy saw a cherry red Ferrari.


The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertible."


The dad replied "the convertible is in the garage. The Ferrari is from your mother."

146 - Joke : Man with red ring around his penis

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem."


The doctor examines the man and sees that the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment and asks him to go home and rub on the problem area.


Just moments after he applied the ointment the things gets cleared up this guy is really impressed how fast it worked and wonders this must be super wonder medicine, so he calls up the doctor and says "It's all cleared up!, But what was that medication you gave me?"


Doctor: "Lipstick remover."

145 - Joke : A chicken and an egg are lying in bed

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a


cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ...


 Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

144 - Joke : Pleasure of being a virgin

Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, “Please be careful with me—I’m a virgin.”


The puzzled man replies, “But you’ve been married three times before.”


“I know,” she says. “My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was—God, I miss him.”