148 - Joke : Elderly couple having wild sex during fishing

At the senior citizens luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding along, when they came upon a fork in the river and the gentleman asked, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden, the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat.
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and then continued riding along, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.


He asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
There she went again, stripping off her clothes to make wild, passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the old gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes, and so there they were the next day riding in the boat, when they came upon the fork in the river.
The gentleman asked, "Well, do you want to go up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river, when he came upon another fork.
He asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made passionate love to me. Now today, nothing."
She replied, "Well, yesterday I didn't have my hearing aid in, and I thought you were saying, "Fuck or drown!"

147 - Joke : Father asking nerdy son for remedy to make penis grow

There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass started to grow.


Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.


His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then dad would have to buy him a convertible.
Dad agreed.


The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told him that he had something to show him. They went to the front yard and the boy saw a cherry red Ferrari.


The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertible."


The dad replied "the convertible is in the garage. The Ferrari is from your mother."

146 - Joke : Man with red ring around his penis

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem."


The doctor examines the man and sees that the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment and asks him to go home and rub on the problem area.


Just moments after he applied the ointment the things gets cleared up this guy is really impressed how fast it worked and wonders this must be super wonder medicine, so he calls up the doctor and says "It's all cleared up!, But what was that medication you gave me?"


Doctor: "Lipstick remover."